Journey Melts

I went full mermaid crocodile in a public pool

😂😂I swam around with a huge wicker sun hat on with only my eyes and nose above water and swam upto people pretending I was a crocodile while saying the theme music to jaws . .. I had my animals and movies mixed up . I did that for about an hour and I was cracking myself up. 😂🤪 not to sure the other people in the pool who I didn't even know found me as amusing as I found myself 🍄🐊🦈

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Two Melts at a Citrus Farm A-Frame

These Melts are something else. I've done them enough to know they're genuinely healing, but this story has nothing to do with that. This one is about laughing so hard I got scared. Christmas Day. My girlfriend and I rented a tiny A-frame cabin on a citrus farm in the middle of nowhere. And I mean tiny -- close the front panel and it's just a bed and some shelves. Kick it open and there's a little deck. That's the whole thing. The farm was basically empty for the holiday, we saw our host for about three seconds, and then it was just us. Beautiful place though. Outdoor shower, big open kitchen, citrus trees everywhere, trails. We got settled, each took one Melt, and started walking. I told her: these kick in fast. Extracted product, 15 to 20 minutes, not an hour. She's nodding. About 20 minutes in she goes, "I don't feel anything." I said we had food in our stomachs, give it time. I knew the dose. We were good. She decided we should take another one anyway. So we did. The first one kicked in about 30 seconds after we ate the second. She goes, "Oh no." We turned around and hiked back. By the time we got to the cabin we were DEEP. We sat on that little deck for what felt like a long time, laughing at nothing, looking out at the trees on the hillside, listening to the crickets and the frogs. Normal mushroom activity. Then she goes quiet, stares out into the woods, and turns to me completely serious. "Are you thinking what I'm thinking?" I had no idea what I was thinking. She looks me dead in the eye and says, "We need to go catch those frogs." That was not what I was thinking. I completely lost it. We started making small jokes back and forth and somewhere in there I said, "Who decided this? Who decided to build an A-frame?" And then we started making the A sound. Mouths open, yelling "AH AH" at the cabin, at the farm, as loud as we could. Then laughing. Then doing it again. As it got dark we scared ourselves with how hard we were laughing and shut ourselves inside the A-frame to calm down. Which meant we were now surrounded by A shapes in every direction. DUH, it's a fucking A-frame. So we kept losing it. I looked at my girlfriend at some point and she had tears pouring down her face, laughing, then looking genuinely terrified for her life, then laughing again. Just cycling. I have NEVER had this happen LOL. Whoever made these, kudos. They are fucking amazing.

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